ryan.cropley:
thats a good one. another is the stand up or sit down whipe
me:
stand up like a real man!
ryan.cropley:
hahah see some people will think you're crazy!
me:
i kinda half stand up and bend forwards
ryan.cropley:
i used to do the stand up bend forward, but then i had this debate with a couple people and tried out the sit down lean to the side and it worked out better for me
me:
i dunno man, be scared to put me hand down there and touch whats in the bowl
ryan.cropley:
tru dat. but the price you pay for not having poo squishing between butt cheeks
me:
thats why you gotta get wet wipes. those things rule
ryan.cropley:
love those things
me:
couldnt live without em anymore
ryan.cropley:
it's like taking a shower after a shit
